A Senior Citizen is one who was here before the pill, TV, frozen foods, contact lenses, credit cards …. and before man walked on the moon.
For us, Time Sharing meant togetherness, not holiday homes, and a chip meant a piece of wood. Hardware meant nuts and bolts and software wasnt even a word.
We got married first, then lived together, and thought cleavage was something that butchers did. A stud was something that fastened a collar to a shirt, and going all the way meant staying on a double decker to the bus depot.
We thought that fast food was what you ate in Lent, a Big Mac was an oversized raincoat and crumpet we had for tea.
In our day, grass was mown, pot was something you cooked in, coke was kept in the coal house and a joint was cooked on Sundays.
Todays Senior Citizens are a hardy bunch when you think how the world has changed!